I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Pants are for mortals
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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