Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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