Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
home. puking in laundry basket.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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