Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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