I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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