i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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