I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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