we're blogging at a bar
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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