make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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