I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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