oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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