This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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