Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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