just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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