hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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