he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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