I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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