I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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