I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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