He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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