Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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