TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
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