Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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