He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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