Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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