The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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