ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
