Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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