This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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