we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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