Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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