I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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