these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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