Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
you made out with another girl for some wings
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
