when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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