Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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