i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
NoShamevember. You game?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
