i don't like sucking hair
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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