If i come over, it means nothing
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I just pynch a tree in the face
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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