I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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