ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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