...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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