We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I forgot how hot balto sounded
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
