Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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