I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
Randomize
