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dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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