Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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