So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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