absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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