But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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