normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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