WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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