wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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